Jesus CakeJesus CakeJesus Cake by ThinkingSkull
A man is sipping his coffee and reading his newspaper when he looks over in the cafe to see Jesus at the next table. Shocked, he exclaims, "Jesus! what are you doing here?!"
Jesus looks puzzled. "I am eating cake."
The man shakes his head. "No no no, what are you doing HERE?"
Jesus looks the man straight in the eyes. "I am HERE... eating cake."
The man is confused. "but, I--"
"Do you really think you are so important, that when you see god, it automatically has to be about you?" Jesus looks at his fork and takes another bite. "No. I am here. ...For the cake."
Hi there everypony, I'm Cloud Shot, a gun loving Pegasus! I enjoy playing video games with my fellow bronies, wearing bullet proof vests for no reason, and riding my Touring Motorcycle when the weather is nice. I do lots of paintjobs on Forza Motorsport, I'll post a few here! If you like 'em check my X-Box LIVE storefront to buy them!
-profile ID picture courtesy of CindryTuna*-
THIS. IS. PONY! MLP Metal Theme
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"The size of your failure is decided by how close you came to success"
How/Where do you get the pictures on your cars?
I don't "get" the images from anywhere. Everything you see on the cars was made from scratch using basic shapes to form a complete picture. It is in fact 100% impossible to use ANY pre made image on the cars in game. See an example here
How long do these cars take to make?
Depending on the complexity of the design, usually between 8 and 12 hours goes in to each one
Will you paint me a car?
No, I do not take requests. Due to the enormous volume of messages asking for stuff I get, if I attempted to do them all I'd never have time for my own projects.
When/Are you going to paint *insert character/thing here*
I generally announce upcoming paintjobs, a bunch of pestering about whether or not I'm painting something else that I haven't announced yet is more likely to make me put it further on the back burner out of pure annoyance.
How long have you done this?
I started painting on Forza Motorsport 1 for the original Xbox, which was around 10 years ago. However, I didn't start with MLP until 2010 (For obvious reasons, G4 didn't exist...)
Why would you put that on a car? (Generally heard from trolls)
If you don't like it, why are you looking at it in the first place?
What's the deal with hating Fancy Pants so much?
Because Fleur De Lis, your argument is invalid
Why do most of your cars have Suggestive/Explicit content?
Because I can, really. Nothing wrong with a little smut as long as its "Tasteful," as far as that can be said about smut anyway.
Add me on Xbox Live!
See above for requests, I get this too often. Believe me, I'm thrilled so many people want to hang out, I just can't keep up with everyone. The good news, Xbox ONE now has a follower system, so just find me and hit "Follow" to see what I'm up to on LIVE.
Hope this helps for anyone who was wondering, I may add a couple more depending on the frequency of being asked. Stay awesome guys!